whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayyoulittleistyk
By Anonymous
Uploaded October 03, 2023 20:09 UTC
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little istyk?
Chk! I'll have you know l graduated top of my creche and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the ghaik and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Githyankl and I'm the top fighter in the entire Astral Plane. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with psionics the likes of which have never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through our tadpole link? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Faerun and your camp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ska'keth. The storm that wipes the pathetic little thing you call your party. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred extra attacks, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed strikes, but I have access to the entire catalogue of both simple and martial weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Sword Coast, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retributions your little "clever" suggestion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you, didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, ghaik.
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