Baizhu Head-cannon Interrogation

“You see, Darling, we know you’re working with the fatui. What we need are some names. Who brought you into the city? Not talking? Hm. It’s a shame, really…I did really want to give you this antidote. Ah-a-ah, hands off the merchandise. It’s worth more than your life. Just a graze was all it took. One second of contact with your skin and it absorbed quite nicely. I’d been wanting to test it out on someone. I’ve had my theories about how it would work, of course….Tell me, do your knees itch? They do? Fantabulous. Does your tongue feel dry…? Oh, superb! Then that means right about now you’re feeling shivers go up your spine instead of down and you’re smelling the color purple - that’s right, the color. What does it mean? How should I know? I’m not foolish enough to experiment on myself after all! Now, are we feeling like talking yet? Mmmmm….pity. I was just starting to have some fun. Fine then, here’s your antidote. Drink up, melon legs. And don’t worry, the swelling in your calves will go down in a week or two...”